I will make my kids happy.

Mom this post is not to offend you or anything.I have hard times getting to understand my parents and yes yes it's all my fault. oh come on now doesn't mean i hate them or anything you know I love them etc etc and they know this too.


Here are some of the many things my mum and I would never have a peace agreement on :




Breakfast in the morning:despite of all her rage, lecturing,telling me how my face looks like a guava and my bones are sticking out or no one likes skinny girls I just won't do it I know it makes her mad like throughout the whole day but I just cant eat in the morning it makes me want to puke. she keeps telling me how its going to make me weak and i'll turn fugly but ermm I'll be rich one day and find a greedy guy to marry me so r.e.l.a.x.




Skimmed Milk: So just to clam that anger wagon I drink a glass of milk which I skim like three times and even that makes her mad. I don't care if the milk will lose its nutritional vale of etc etc HELO I am actually drinking it ( yes I surprise myself at times too at times) .


Sleeping late : The next day is a holiday and I stay up late to watch a movie or call up friends or online but no MA would want me turn the lights off and go to sleep.


me: amma ab tou mein bari ho gae hun aur kal chutti hai .
she: tou jao jake gale ke chaukidar ke sath beth jao.




Waking up late: To add to the sleeping late is waking up late even if its a holiday even if you wake up 6 a.m everyday for your university you cant sleep late you just cant.
she: uth jao 12 baj gae hain kitna so ge log dopehar ka kahan kha rae hain tumare needain he kahatm nahi ho raein ( she will start saying this from 8:30-12:00).




Roaming around the house in Pj's: The pj's that you love and feel comfy in and don't want to take off are the ones your mum would love to burn down.
she: badal lo kapre
me: amma ye ache hain ghar mein he tou hun
she: dafa ho jaun mere nazrun ke samne se ki kapra nahi leke dun ge ab inhe pajamun mein jana har jaga.




Stretched sleeves of my jacket: so it's winter and i am wearing this jacket . i will pull its sleeves and hide half of my hands in them which would tick my mum off and she would tell me I look like a beggar.


Because I said so : My mum's is one of the most influential people of the world I bet your mum is too because to your every why the answer will be because she said so .


Clean your cupboard:  I tell my mum it's fine i can find my clothes but no she will always find something dirty about it.


Subah se bethi ho : This is what mum is going to say whenever she sees me on the computer even if i just turned it on.


But you just went last time: Whenever I ask her to let me go out with friends she would always bring up the last time and tell me how I always want to go somewhere.
she: abhi pechli dafa tou gae thi
me: amma vo teen mahene purani baat hai
she: gae tou thi na . BAS.






There are like 656535650001166 more things that I can write about but these are like the most common. All mummies should go on a vacations and relax ( i am 101% sure if i advice this to my mum she will say : ah you want me gone so you can party).
But i will make my kids very happy and take a vacation.