NERD

W : you are a NERD .

J : what me ? NOWAY .

W : yes you are yes you are .

J : STFU I am NOT .

Why do we pretend like being nerd is a BAD BAD thing or its a sin etc etc 

Let us look at the factual aspects of the nerds around us . 

Their parents get to brag about them and their intellect and achievements in front of our parents who smile with open hearts and join their parents in parsing them . I think we all know what happens after that to us or to me actually my folks would make me feel like I am the dumbest person on the planet and how much embarrassment they had to face because of me and how I have been a dishonor to this family etc .

They will sit in the front row of the class which makes them the brighter students who like to study while us the back bencher are the ones who are here for fun, to disturb the class,waste our parents money etc etc .

Even if they sit in the first row and are doing math in bio chem the teacher wont say a word or  will notice but if she sees you uttering a single word haha out you go my friend with special remarks to make the front seater's laugh . ( such evil people I tell you . mean at heart they will put up the innocent act of oh the back bencher's are disturbing us we so want to study ) 

They will give you up to down looks like you are an idiotic third degree specimen of the class if you ask them for any kind of help and will go like : OH MY GOD !! YOU DONT EVEN KNOW THIS YOU ARE SO DOOMED ( dude I was freaking absent yesterday and hello I am trying here )

OKAY . enough crapping about bad nerds or nerds who act bad . nerds are actually HOT . They are the real people who run us and everyone and I think we just make fun of them because its out inner insecurity showing out . We know we can never beat them up or their sexy scores so to come over that guilt we act be dumb and pretend its cool not be a nerd ( trust me its NOT ) .

The get the front row . They get the teachers praise,they get their parents pride, they get the sexy scores , the jobs , the suits , the money and they ACTUALLY turn out pretty SEXY .

Here have a look one sexy nerd : 

I SO FUCKING BADLY WANT TO BE A NERD . My exams are like from 25th and you have no idea how desperate I am to want to be a nerd . :'(

So i salute you if you are a nerd ( please contact me ASAP). Take pride in being a nerd . Be a nerd . stay a nerd . GO NERDS . I am a wana be nerd . -__-